jaclcfrost:

going to college is great

getting married is great

having children is great

but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great

(via stripperwife)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via stripperwife)

misterjandharley:

If you don’t think I’m a magical fairy mermaid princess kitten let me tell you why you’re wrong

(via sparkling-baths)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: bukkakeluver96, via thefashionskinny)

officialfrenchtoast:

i was hot. i was rich. i was famous. i had 13 puppies. i had a lot of followers.

and then i woke up

(via thefuuuucomics)

xanniesworld:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

burdened-with-glorious-puns:

earth-oddity:

2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago

there are high schoolers who were born in the 2000s.

I REPEAT: THERE ARE HIGH SCHOOLERS WHO WERE BORN IN 2000.

I feel like our generation doesn’t know how to handle aging. Like anyone born before 1998 is just like nope. 

Pretty much.

(via midoriemerald)

commander-banana:

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

(Source: commanderbanana, via maureensowerbutts)