2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via stripperwife)

misterjandharley:

If you don’t think I’m a magical fairy mermaid princess kitten let me tell you why you’re wrong

(via sparkling-baths)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: bukkakeluver96, via thefashionskinny)

officialfrenchtoast:

i was hot. i was rich. i was famous. i had 13 puppies. i had a lot of followers.

and then i woke up

(via thefuuuucomics)

xanniesworld:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

burdened-with-glorious-puns:

earth-oddity:

2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago
2000 was almost 14 years ago

there are high schoolers who were born in the 2000s.

I REPEAT: THERE ARE HIGH SCHOOLERS WHO WERE BORN IN 2000.

I feel like our generation doesn’t know how to handle aging. Like anyone born before 1998 is just like nope. 

Pretty much.

(via midoriemerald)

commander-banana:

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

(Source: commanderbanana, via maureensowerbutts)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via thefuuuucomics)